Wednesday December 9, 2010
With just a fortnight to go until the Big Day, I thought it might be in my
best interest to send my Christmas wish-list to Santa now, before the rush
starts. Here's what I wrote...
Dear Father Christmas,
If you could see your way to bringing me the following for Christmas, I
would be eternally grateful:
In at number one would be a Nylabone (any shape, any type, any flavour).
Next, please could I have a Shaun the Sheep cuddly toy (because I've wrecked
the last one).
It would be great if I could also have a turkey-flavoured Jumbone (don't
like the other flavour, it's yuk).
And finally, I'd love a squeaky toy (any - doesn't matter as I'm only going
to destroy it in the New Year).
With many thanks and in much anticipation,
Rolo the Retriever
Just compare this to Stupid Brother's letter, which I found stuffed under
his bed this morning...
Dear Santa
Plese cud I have for Crismas anythink to eat.
Thanks you very much,
Love Indi Retreiver
XX
Pathetic.
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