Dear Santa

Wednesday December 9, 2010

With just a fortnight to go until the Big Day, I thought it might be in my

best interest to send my Christmas wish-list to Santa now, before the rush

starts. Here's what I wrote...

Dear Father Christmas,

If you could see your way to bringing me the following for Christmas, I

would be eternally grateful:

In at number one would be a Nylabone (any shape, any type, any flavour).

Next, please could I have a Shaun the Sheep cuddly toy (because I've wrecked

the last one).

It would be great if I could also have a turkey-flavoured Jumbone (don't

like the other flavour, it's yuk).

And finally, I'd love a squeaky toy (any - doesn't matter as I'm only going

to destroy it in the New Year).

With many thanks and in much anticipation,

Rolo the Retriever

Just compare this to Stupid Brother's letter, which I found stuffed under

his bed this morning...

Dear Santa

Plese cud I have for Crismas anythink to eat.

Thanks you very much,

Love Indi Retreiver

XX

Pathetic.